Tanning Dilemma. . .

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Here's the problem. . .

I am the matron of honor in my best friend's wedding in October and we're wearing strapless navy dresses. Well, I had hoped to sit out in the yard and at least get some sun from the boobs up. It seems that's not really an option with two kiddos running around. Lesson learned.

Anywho. I need sun. I'd prefer not to use the tanning bed, and I wonder about those spray tans. I just need to be tan where my farmer's tan is. It's basically a t-shirt tan, and it won't be too fetching in a navy strapless dress. Oh, sis I mention it's just 3 of us standing beside her? Yeah. I'll be the reflecting white chested thing shooting rays toward the bride. Again, not so pretty. I've tried the cream tanning stuff before, but it doesn't look so hot when you forget to do your ears. Stop. It's not funny. What would you do? I'm thinking a tanning bed is in my future to make sure I look "naturally" tan.

Oy, the predicament! Help me out here!